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Showing posts with label mini rant. Show all posts
Showing posts with label mini rant. Show all posts

Tuesday, February 9, 2021

Paranoid Much?

 

I'm not a gloom and doom type of person. I guess you can figure out that about me if you've read a few of my posts. The news is filled with posts that would make anyone paranoid, right? Coupled with fake news, it's enough to make a sane person a little bit crazy or concerned at the very least. While I am concerned by recent events, I've moved myself into spectator mode. I don't spend my waking or sleeping moments swelling on it. I stand on my faith to do this. My "Daddy" in heaven has control over all in my life. He promised that I'd have a shelter, food, and clothes on my back. Through my decades on this earth, He hasn't failed me. It's a blanket coverage. So why should I be more than concerned about all the goings on outside my immediate realm? Things just have a way of working out in the long run.

My roommate, Mel, is not like that. She refers to folks like me as those who "drink the kool-aid," or have blinders on. Amazon, Google, Microsoft, and anything made in China are evil. She refuses to use them anymore. She just sits in front of her computer each day ( a HP running Windows) and scours the internet for like minded people who believes as she does. Isn't this type of behavior like "drinking the kool-aid" also?

I received a package from Amazon last week, a set of pans to make my air fryer more useful. She hit the roof. Then she read the box and the products were made in China! It sent her into outer space. I spent the better part of a hour half listening to how she was trying to make my stroke addled brain understand how wrong this was. How Amazon and China were huge devils bringing about Revelations. How China hates us so much that they not only sent a worldwide pandemic nut they are trying to poison us with their products too. 

It's not that I don't understand her, but really?! There's nothing wrong with my mind. Yes, I buy American when it's possible but honestly, they usually have Chinese made parts in them. There isn't electronics that doesn't have some bit or piece of them not made in some third world country or other. America hasn't been in production mode in a very long time.  It will take time to fall back into it. I really don't think it's even possible to do across the board anymore. Price point matters also especially in these economic times also. The dollar doesn't stretch as far as it once did. Now that I think about it, did it ever? It seems the same complaint no matter which decade you are living through. I also believe in shopping locally as much as I can. I do not ask where individual components come from. I'm just not that obsessive about it. Maybe I'm wrong.

I pray about the welfare of others. I pray about major decisions I have to make in my sphere of influence. Within that sphere, I'll fight injustices after given all sides of the story as a logical choice. But I do hear all sides of a story not just one side or the other. Do I care about election fraud, stock market wrangling, and any one of a thousand issues being reported? Yes and no. I reserve the right to choose my battles. Let's face it honestly, how much influence do I have in the afore mentioned areas... not much. All that I can do is pray about it and hope that saner heads prevail. So that's what I do. After all, there's no greater powers than faith and hope.

Y'all have a blessed day!
Cockeyed Jo

Wednesday, June 3, 2020

Cooking with Chef Jo: Special Tools for Cooking... PFFT!

The Pampered Chef has ruined the art of culinary arts!!! Nowadays, cooks think think they have to run out and buy special tools to do this or that. As a fairly frugal homesteader I ask, "Where's the creativity and learning potential in that? There wasn't and won't always be a store that you can run out to to grab this out that gadget.

I used to say (before my strokes), "Have knives will travel and cook." That's all I ever needed and even though I had a complete set of twenty knives (the best money could buy), I main used three items in that set to create gorgeous and delicious meals: my chef's knife, my paring knife, and my steel. With my paring knife I could intricately cut and carve vegetables and fruits worthy for a king. This is the art of cooking.


When our youngest daughter wanted to be a pastry chef and was entering competitions in high school, I could have spent a fortune on specialty supplies and gadgets. Did I? Nope. We thought outside the "go buy it" box. We used tin foil, plastic wrap, and every day things we had around the house to achieve the look of what she wanted to create. Do you know what? She always took first place and excelled. Whether it was her tiered wedding cake with intricate Asian lilies and roses with lace all made from frosting to her 3' high sculpted tree made out of chocolate with delicate filigree butterflies and flowers made from chocolate covered strawberries.

Is it any wonder that two days after graduating high school she beat out 700 competitors globally for a 4-year apprenticeship at a 5 star resort. She also had full ride scholarships to Johnson & Wales for her four years. Jenn ended up taking the resort apprenticeship because it was close to home and she would get paid too. That experience has served her well over the years. Can't you tell I'm a proud momma? πŸ˜„

I had commented on Kristina's "Pioneer Woman at Heart" blog about fair foods about making funnel cakes. It was missing from her list. She responded that she loved French waffles and she'd have to get a tool for that when she went shopping. Screech! My mother, grandmother, and great-grandmother didn't have a tool for making them. I don't even have a tool for that nor want one. It's like my hand crank food mill (a necessary evil), it's a royal pain to clean and has limited uses. If I buy a gadget, it has to have a multitude number of uses to impressed me enough to buy it.

For me, I grab my funnel and a wooden spoon. It does the job, it's easy to clean, and individually has unlimited uses. I use the handle end as a stoper to stop the flow of batter. Simple but effective. If I didn't have it in my odds and ends drawer already, my cost would be about $2 and tax if I went to the Dollar Tree. Now I'm not knocking Kristina. (Love ya, gal 😘) I see it's rampant behavior among home cooks around the world. KISS- Keep it simple & save.

Now, to hold the funnel while you tend to the one cooking, place the funnel in a heavy mug or glass.  Make sure it has a wide base so it won't tip. Or, I simply cut a piece of heavy cardboard a little bit bigger than the bowl I mixed the batter in. I cut a hole in the center of this board so half of the funnel will slide into. If any batter drips no problem, it goes back in the bowl with the rest of the batter. I cover the piece of cardboard with parchment paper or foil.

Having said all of that, on to a fairly standard recipe for funnel cakes.

Funnel Cakes
Makes 8- 6" cakes

What you'll need
2 large eggs, room temperature
1 cup milk
1 cup water
1/2 teaspoon vanilla extract
3 cups all-purpose flour
1/4 cup sugar
3 teaspoons baking powder
1/4 teaspoon salt
                                                            Oil for deep-fat frying
                                                            Confectioners' sugar

Putting it all together
  • In large bowl, sift flour, sugar,baking powder, and salt together. Make a well in the center of the flour.
  • Heat oil to 375 degrees over medium heat.
  • In another bowl, beat well- eggs, milk, water, and vanilla.
  • Pour milk into the flour and mix until smooth.
  • Put the end of a wooden spoon into the funnel and ladle mixture into it.
  • Over the hot oil, move the spoon slightly so the batter drops in a steady stream into the oil.
  • Move the funnel in a circular fashion so the frying batter looks like a funnel cake. About a 1/3 cup of batter per funnel cake.
  • In about 90 seconds, the funnel cake is golden and ready to be flipped. Flip it and cook another 90 seconds.
  • Put the funnel cake on a rack or several layers of absorbent material.
  • Dust with powdered sugar while hot. 
  • Repeat with the rest of the batter.
  • Before serving, dust again with powdered sugar.
Eat while warm! These do not keep. They will get soggy. Think of reheated French fries. 😬They do not freeze or reheat well. So only make enough for one sitting. The uncooked batter can be stored in the refrigerator in an air tight container for 48 hours.

Serving suggestions- Mix up a fruit (berry) puree, drizzle chocolate syrup, a dollop of whipped cream and sliced fruit, or ice cream. The possibilities are endless and as varied as taste buds.

Y'all have a blessed day! 
Chef Jo